Seeing as out of nowhere I got half a dozen emails from several fast food companies and a cinema in the last hour or so, telling me about their policies regarding COVID-19, I assume we missed a memo and we need to be issuing one as well. So…
Moshville Times has put into place the following procedures to ensure that our followers remain safe during the current outbreak:
- All staff have been through an intensive training course so that they know to wash their hands thoroughly (to their 20-second choice of song) prior to typing up any articles
- Photographers will smear all lenses with cleaning gel to ensure that no viruses transfer from live artists to yourselves vie your eyeballs. While this means that many photos will have a soft focus, we think this is a price worth paying
- We’ll continue to chuck up as many articles as we can manage (as well as stupid crap like this) to keep you entertained should you end up self-isolating
- None of us are panic-buying or hoarding loo roll, alcohol-based hand gel, bleach, pasta or tinned goods because we’re not dicks
- Our focus will remain on the smaller acts as they’re going to be the ones missing out on the inability to tour and fulfil live dates
- If we’re going to spew, we’ll spew into a tiny paper cone
Seriously, folks – stay safe and follow the hand-washing advice. I’m sure we’ll catch you all in the pit in a few weeks or months! In the meantime, you can always help us those smaller acts by g up to our Patreon from as little as one Pound per month! Just putting that out there…
