You might be asking yourself. How (and why) would anyone be against the liberating virtue of love, on a universally romantic day nonetheless?
Well, AKB’s Ahmed ‘Dirty’ Bachari had this to say – “It’s called Vulvantine’s Day because love is for pussies.”
During our correspondence, we communicated that it was in fact pronounced “Valentine’s Day”. We are yet to hear back from him.
Check out AKB’s new music video “B1tch Tears” – also the official soundtrack to chainsawing your ex’s new lover in half. You can stream it via the usual providers as well!
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